Roy Zimmerman (YouTube Video)
"Burn Goody Clinton!" by Roy Zimmerman
Dedicated to the memory of Maryanne McMillan Jones.
Sexism has legs! The witch hunts didn't end in colonial Salem - they've followed Hillary Clinton throughout her political life. "Burn Good Clinton!" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Also, you MUST visit Billy Bob Neck's "Website of Bein' Good" at http://billybobneck.com/
BURN GOODY CLINTON!
words and music
copyright ? 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman
They put Satan on the ballot as a bait-n'-switch
'Cause it isn't Satan's name, but that of Satan's witch
And we know it takes a village for to pillory
Hillary
Goody Clinton
Yes, we know she's evil for she has a uterus
And she's sure to use her sorcery to neuter us
So good men, let's send her straight-way to the Grillery
Hillary
Goody Clinton
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
For we've all seen her spurn
The aprin and the churn
And she isn't gonna sink when we dunk her in the drink
So, burn Goody Clinton, burn!
Oh, what a snap it'll be
To prove she is a witch, and with a capital B
For where a man might be ambitious, she is uppity
And where a man might be assertive, she is shrill
Where a man might have a plan, she has a necromantic scheme
Men are sensitive, she's soft
Men are rugged, she's ill-coiffed
Men are steadfast, she is filled with ill Hill will.
Well, a woman who is competent - men, that's blaspemy
And I needn't say, she's not the kind of lass for me
And she's not a good influence on poor Bill or e-
Ven Chelsey
Hillary
"Goodwife" Clinton
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
She's far from taciturn
Which causes us concern
And she isn't gonna sink
When we dunk her in the drink
So a better way to try 'er
Is to toss her on the pyre
And the only way that she'd
Be converted is to feed
the infern...o
Burn, oh...
Burn Goody Clinton, burn!
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: hillary election satire song sexism witch hunt Falwell glass ceiling
Added: August 4, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
4 Aug 2008 at 6:26pm
My Campaign Promise - part 2
http://royzimmerman.com/
An update on my fifty=state tour at almost the halfway mark, a plea for assistance, and thanks for the support.
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire songs Liberal Progressive election Obama
Added: August 1, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
1 Aug 2008 at 3:44am
"Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" by Roy Zimmerman
"Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
This video was recorded at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends."
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: bush bashing election satire decider
Added: July 14, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
15 Jul 2008 at 12:52am
"Is America Ready?" by Roy Zimmerman
"Is America Ready?" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Video shot at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre during "Mark Pitta and Friends."
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: election candidates Obama McCain Clinton woman black president Howard Taft
Added: July 3, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
4 Jul 2008 at 1:44am
"To Be a Liberal" by Roy Zimmerman
from Roy Zimmerman's new album "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends."
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: liberal conservative knee jerk satire election
Added: June 25, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
25 Jun 2008 at 8:17pm
My Campaign Promise
http://royzimmerman.com/
Here's my promise to "campaign in all fifty states" before the election. Can I count on your support?
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song election candidates Obama Hillary McCain Huckabee
Added: February 28, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
28 Feb 2008 at 3:36pm
"Superdelegate" by Roy Zimmerman
http://royzimmerman.com
A song for one of those 795 Democratic Party insiders who put the mock in Democracy. "Superdelegate" is available for download (or will be soon) at http://royzimmerman.com/ With apologies to Curtis Mayfield.
SUPERDELEGATE
words and music
copyright ©? 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman
Superdelegate
Won't you supersede my decision
Ooo, Superdelegate
I need your...super...vision
I can't be trusted
To choose my own nominee
Democracy is just too important
To leave it to people like me
So gimme my election
'Cause it feels good to check that box
And when you determine how it should have turned out
I'll be right here sucking rocks
'Cause only when the ballots have all been collected
Can they be corrected
Superdelegate
Won't you supersede my decision
Ooo, Superdelegate
I need your...super...vision
When your vote is counted
It's like ten thousand to my one
It's good to know that my representative
Has such representation
So, do someone a favor
'Cause you know they'll remember that
You scratch their back and they'll scratch yours
It's his or her tit for your tat
The Democratic Party is too democratic
'Cause Democrats so erratic
Nineteen-Seventy-Two
The nominee was chosen by the people
And that nominee
Was George McGovern
Ooo
Nineteen-Seventy-Six
The nominee was chosen by the people
And that nominee
Was Jimmy Carter
Ooo
But Nineteen-Eighty-Four
The nominee was chosen by the Superdelegates
And that nominee
Was Walter Mondale!
Superdelegate
Won't you supersede my decision
Ooo, Superdelegate
I need your...super...imposition
Ooo
Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama hillary clinton superfly nomination curtis mayfield presidential campaign satire song
Added: February 15, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (RoyZimmerman)
15 Feb 2008 at 7:53pm
Mark Day (YouTube Video)
GOD Versus LESBIANS
God, lesbians, the California Supreme Court... you know, the usual.
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: lesbians religion california supreme court masturbation flying spaghetti monster doctors
Added: August 20, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
20 Aug 2008 at 8:43am
World Tour of Scotland Part 1
Markdaycomedy (i.e. me) in Scotland... I used to post this kind of stuff on my response account... if you haven't seen it, check it out...
http://www.youtube.com/markdayresponse
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: edinburgh festival glasgow roller girls scotland markdaycomedy
Added: August 16, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
16 Aug 2008 at 10:25pm
Re: Celeb ( Barack = Britney ?!? )
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Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: barack obama paris hilton britney spears celeb celebrity gas prices offshore drilling foreign oil electricity taxes berlin germany europe tv ad commerical john mccain johnmccaindotcom barackobamadotcom
Added: July 30, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
30 Jul 2008 at 11:31pm
Hottest Fox News Ever
It's hot and it's news and it's on Fox Channel 5
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: fox new channel mcdonalds product placement
Added: July 25, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
25 Jul 2008 at 9:56pm
Barack Obama's New Yorker Cartoon Shocker
The New Yorker magazine's controversial Barack and Michelle Obama cover somewhat misinterpreted for mildly comic effect.
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: barack obama new yorker cover controversial
Added: July 14, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
15 Jul 2008 at 12:30am
STRIPPER POLE(ar bear)
Someone's come to save the planet, and that someone is.....
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: tommy lee planet green polar bear guitar hero rock band markdaycomedy cocaine
Added: June 6, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
6 Jun 2008 at 9:57pm
MAKER FAIRE : Steampunk, Robots, Devil-Ettes and more...
Music : Robot Park by Podington Bear
http://podingtonbear.com/
Photo of Epiphany by theouterpoint/Will Wilson
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8840244@N04/
Used under creative commons
Maker Faire 2008: Steampunk coffee, robots, belly dancing, Diet Coke & Mentos, the Devilettes and a really bad Star Wars joke...
Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: maker faire steampunk devil-ettes devilettes robots r2d2 markdaycomedy mousetrap podington bear
Added: May 9, 2008
by rss@youtube.com (MarkDayComedy)
9 May 2008 at 11:59am
The Onion
Oh, No! Dirt Bikes!
Ah, isn't summer just wonderful? Why, I could lay here all day, surrounded by my little forest friends, and never...
20 Aug 2008 at 9:30am
Area Woman Will See Any Movie That Takes Place Between 1743 And 1919
JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP, NJ—-Veterinary assistant Lauren Millardi, 27, will watch any period film set within a strict historical time frame of...
20 Aug 2008 at 9:00am
Basketball Rolls To Stop At Cheney's Foot
NEW YORK—Mere seconds after a hotly contested rebound during a game between the vice president's biggest on-court rivals, a mishandled basketball rolled across the blacktop of "the Cage" before being brought to a stop by the wing-tipped foot of Dick Cheney.
20 Aug 2008 at 7:30am
Family Comes First, Reports Man Trying To Get Out Of Work
EDINA, MN—Frank Noller, married father of two and advertising copywriter for Harton & North, extolled the virtues of family and parental...
20 Aug 2008 at 7:30am
Darling, There's Something I've Been Hiding From You I'm Jimmy Buffett
Darling, I know we've been together for over 30 years, and we've always promised that we would never keep any secrets from each other. But I think...
20 Aug 2008 at 6:30am
Granite Countertops May Contain Uranium
Many homeowners are having to remove their new countertops because the granite in them has been found to emit hazardous levels of radon. What do...
20 Aug 2008 at 6:00am
[audio] China Bans Release Of Carbon Dioxide By Citizens
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
20 Aug 2008 at 12:00am
Powerful 'His And Hers' Towel Lobby Stalls Gay Marriage Legislation
WASHINGTON—Gay rights activists protested the defeat of bill S. 743 Monday, saying that the proposed legislation giving homosexuals the...
19 Aug 2008 at 9:00am
Julia Child A Spy?
According to newly released documents, chef Julia Child worked for the Office of Strategic Services, a U.S. spy agency, during World War II. What do...
19 Aug 2008 at 6:00am
[audio] Psychological Evaluation Eaten
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
19 Aug 2008 at 12:00am
Get Your War On
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Riding In A Fighter Plane And Getting Shot Down And What It Qualifies You For
Here Comes the Sun.
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Betty Bowers
Betty Explains ?Prayer? to Everyone Else
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by Betty
21 Jun 2008 at 8:57am
Why I?m Voting Republican
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by Betty
12 Jun 2008 at 10:55am
The Fascist Follies
There is something both odd and irritating about watching a political leader blithely singing a silly song as he otherwise destroys his country. Was it Nero who laid the groundwork for this nettlesome counterpoint of music and mirth vs. madness and mayhem? I’m sure many of you heard our Glorious Leader singing, with impish frivolity, a [...]
by Betty
22 May 2008 at 7:56am
Fairly Unbalanced
While it is generally acknowledged that corporations don’t have hearts, they apparently have feelings, tetchy feelings that are easy to both hurt and inflame. Why else would Fox New be acting like a petulant character in Mean Girls, engaging in a pissy fight with one of its frenemies in the world of corporate media?
In today’s [...]
by Betty
19 May 2008 at 2:19pm
Obama vs. Clinton ? McCain vs. McCain
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As you can see, Demon-crats are up to their usual, underhanded trickery: Using what Mr. McCain says on one day to contradict what he said on a completely different day! It’s sad that the liberals are so bereft of words that they must resort to [...]
by Betty
18 May 2008 at 2:38pm
Oh, Really!
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Author of books for children, Bill O’Reilly, can always be counted on to bring the crazy, but this is a rather wonderful display. Now, I don’t wish to gossip, but I wonder if that, ur, sniffing and, um, licking of lips had anything to do with the outburst.
by Betty
12 May 2008 at 2:01pm
Killing Off the Cooked Goose Instead of the Lame Duck
SNL usually employs a delicate touch when it comes to making fun of politicians. The intentions are broad and the execution silly, so as not to unduly offend the tetchy sensibilities of an America now divided between people who use the noun “libs” and those who know the difference between a noun and an adjective. [...]
by Betty
11 May 2008 at 2:24pm
Scold ?Em When They?re Down
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Our First Lady Laura “Pickles” Bush is just as dynamic a public speaker as sleepy, old John McCain. Whenever he isn’t screaming and red-faced, I’m never sure if John will remain interested enough in what he is saying to actually finish any given sentence. And [...]
by Betty
6 May 2008 at 4:14pm
Act of God Kills 22,000 in Myanmar
Jesus wanted to help them — truly, He did — but He answered Kanye West’s prayer for better reviews instead.
by Betty
6 May 2008 at 1:50pm
The C Word ? And I Don?t Mean ?Christian?
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Honestly, what a vulgar question! Of course, the answer would have been equally shocking if Mr. McCain had not scrupulously skirted it by pretending to be above such profanity.
In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy (who [...]
by Betty
1 May 2008 at 8:15pm
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