"Socialist!" by Roy Zimmerman
"Socialist!" is on my new CD "Real American," available at www.royzimmerman.com and at itunes.apple.comFrom:
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Roy Zimmerman's "Real American" is out!
Roy Zimmerman's "Real American" is out!
www.royzimmerman.com "Real American" track list: This Machine l Summer of Loving l tea party people l Real America l Buddy, Can You Spare a Trillion Dollars? l End of the Ship l Socialist! l The Orange County Rolling Acres Senior Center Cannabis Club l Singalong Second Amendment l right wing pundits l Limbaugh (How Low Can You Go?) l town hall l Rift Valley Drifters l Christmas on Mars available at www.royzimmerman.com and at itunes.apple.comFrom:
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"George Rekers Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman
"George Rekers Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman
Please visit royzimmerman.com "George Rekers Is Completely Heterosexual" words and music by Roy Zimmerman Taped at the Phinney Neighborhood Center, Seattle, WA.From:
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Loving v Prop 8 - part two
Loving v Prop 8 - part two
"Summer of Loving" words and music copyright 2009 by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby. Special thanks to street percussionist Mr. Sam Zimmerman, another Roy & Melanie collaboration. "Summer of Loving" will be on my new CD"Real American" due to be released in mere moments. Happy Martin Luther King DayFrom:
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Mrs Betty Bowers (YouTube Video)
Sarah Palin Wins "Worst Mother in America" Award
Sarah Palin Wins "Worst Mother in America" Award
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, bestows Sarah Palin with Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers' prestigious "Worst Mother in America" award to honor Sarah's heroic efforts in self-indulgent, absentee parenting. Transcript with citations: www.bettybowers.com Join Betty on Facebook: www.facebook.com Join Deven on Facebook: www.facebook.com Visit Betty here: www.bettybowers.com Visit Deven here www.devengreen.comFrom:
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As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!
As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!
A cooking show with America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. Betty shows that, with enough servants, even the laziest homemaker can serve up a yummy recipe that teaches children all about the gruesome, bloody death of Jesus. Bon appétit! You can order Betty's "As God is My Waitress I Will Never Go Hungry Again!" Apron (or shirt) here: www.cafepress.com JOIN BETTY ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.comFrom:
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Mrs. Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!
Mrs. Betty Bowers: Less is Mormon!
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, calls out Mormons and schools all Americans on the unconstitutional craze of doling out civil rights by popular vote: Hark! From sea to rising sea, crafty Christians are busy putting the "tut" -- and "con" --back in "Constitution"! From California to Maine, referenda ruffians are using the blunt fury of the ballot box to make sure that gays go to bed each night without protection -- Equal Protection! Because using touch-screen popularity contests against a minority is like stealing the Fourteenth Amendment from a baby! While many of my brethren on the Right have a fetish for those wig-wearing, Christ-denying deist nancy-boys and their pesky Bill of Rights. To me, the true Founding Fathers of America -- and the role models for all Conservative Christians -- were those prickly Puritans! Not only did they know how to work a belt bucket on a hat, they discovered the fun trick to democracy: All you need is the slightest majority -- and you get to waterboard a witch! The more timid Founding Fathers created a republic instead of democracy because they thought allowing citizens to vote on individual rights was a really stupid idea. But you know what they call a really stupid idea that's also a really popular one? A law! So which witch should we teabaggin' Puritans burn next? Here's a hint: What's the one thing religious people hate more than anything? War? Greed? Other people having fun? Wrong! The correct answer is: Other religions <b>...</b>From:
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Betty Bowers' Film Festival Award
Betty Bowers' Film Festival Award
With great kindness and even greater disgust, America's Best Christian appears at the 2009 Atheist Film Festival (via satellite to avoid mingling with the unsaved) to accept her award for "Most Humorous YouTube Video." The award winning video "Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else" can be seen here: www.youtube.comFrom:
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In Focus: Gambling-Addiction Study Gets Out Of Hand
LAS VEGAS, NV?A gambling-addiction study by researchers at UNLV's Gaming Studies Research Center has "gotten way out of hand," sources close to the project reported Monday.
29 Jul 2010 at 11:30am
Opinion: If Only There Were Some Way I Could Watch Premium Movies In The Comf...
Television technology has been improving for decades, to the point where anyone anywhere in the country has access to hundreds of quality cable channels at the touch of a button. Shouldn't watching the hottest films, with today's hottest stars, be just a click away, too?
29 Jul 2010 at 10:00am
Bar Patrons Dismayed By Sight Of Band Setting Up
ATLANTA—Patrons of Valentine's Tavern were visibly crestfallen Tuesday when their pleasant evening of drinking and conversing with friends was suddenly derailed by the sight of a few people plugging in instruments.
Report: Unemployment High Because People Keep Blowing Their Job Interviews
WASHINGTON—With unemployment at its highest level in decades, the U.S. Department of Labor issued a report Tuesday suggesting the crisis is primarily the result of millions of Americans just completely blowing their job interviews.
In Focus: New Gas Bill Designed By Some Kind Of Freaking Maniac
BOSTON?Some kind of raving psychopath apparently gnawed through his restraints and burrowed out of the Massachusetts Center For The Criminally Insane to design the invoice for the Keystone Gas Company, 36-year-old Michael Beasley reported Monday.
Have I ever mentioned I love Tree Lobsters?
Actually all Lobsters, but yeah, you should totally read Tree Lobsters. Also, I have been lax, and I have a ton of submissions, I will get them up. I promise.
http://loltheist.com/2010/07/09/have-i-ever-mentioned-i-love-tree-lobsters/ 9 Jul 2010 at 10:16pm
It?s all about the uniform.
Submitted by www.thesharkguys.com.
http://loltheist.com/2010/06/22/its-all-about-the-uniform/ 22 Jun 2010 at 11:17am
If only he had a flowbee
http://loltheist.com/2010/06/17/if-only-he-had-a-flowbee/ 17 Jun 2010 at 11:37am
Oh the delicious irony?
Last night, Touchdown Jesus was struck down by lightning. You remember Touchdown Jesus, don’t you? Yeah. Toast. But never fear, they promise to rebuild him. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. I mean, if I believed in a god, and he just struck down a tacky idol. I would totally start rebuilding it the next...
http://loltheist.com/2010/06/15/oh-the-delicious-irony/ 15 Jun 2010 at 10:39am
Reuters Odd News
Vicar conducted 360 sham marriages
LONDON (Reuters) - A vicar was found guilty on Thursday of conducting hundreds of sham marriages between African nationals and cash-strapped eastern Europeans to allow illegal immigrants to gain residency in Britain.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/brmzN5XhWT4/idUSTRE66S3RJ20100729 29 Jul 2010 at 10:08am
Brewer claims world's strongest beer
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch brewer with a penchant for competition has laid claim to creating the world's strongest brew: a beer that is some 60 percent alcohol by volume.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/gTWbKk6V1NA/idUSTRE66S3SR20100729 29 Jul 2010 at 9:59am
Churchill's dentures fetch nearly $24,000
LONDON (Reuters) - A partial set of British wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill's gold-mounted dentures has fetched 15,200 pounds ($23,770) at auction, over three times the estimate.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/437OQNmwTTw/idUSTRE66S3TN20100729 29 Jul 2010 at 10:04am
Hamas targets women's underwear in modesty drive
GAZA (Reuters) - The Islamist rulers of the Gaza Strip have ordered lingerie shops to display more modesty.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/GsjFVrYrbBA/idUSTRE66R41W20100728 28 Jul 2010 at 11:55am
Fur farm foxes trained to combat rat plague
BEIJING (Reuters) - Authorities in China's far west have bred and trained "an army" of silver foxes bought from a fur farm to fight a plague of rats threatening a huge expanse of grasslands, state media said on Wednesday.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/afaQAYXSjP0/idUSTRE66R43O20100728 28 Jul 2010 at 11:44am
Former top diplomat Rice opts for Mozart concerto
PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice abandoned international affairs for a Mozart piano concerto on Tuesday, teaming up with Soul legend Aretha Franklin to perform at a charity concert.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/nzbYARCjK7s/idUSTRE66R43F20100728 28 Jul 2010 at 11:41am
Escaped tiger found after massive South Africa search
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - Rangers captured an escaped tiger at a South African farm on Wednesday after a two-day helicopter search that had dominated news broadcasts.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/Ftwn78sL_FA/idUSTRE66Q5E820100728 28 Jul 2010 at 2:01pm
Bear crashes in runaway car
DENVER (Reuters) - A black bear attracted by the smell of a peanut butter sandwich managed to open the door of a car, climb in and got stuck, knocking the gear stick into neutral and sending the car rolling down a slope into trees.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/CdNvDa9l3lQ/idUSTRE66Q5EU20100727 27 Jul 2010 at 2:16pm
Caves offer new tour -- in Klingon
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Staff at the Jenolan Caves west of Sydney have added a new out-of-this-world attraction -- a tour in the Star Trek language Klingon.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/PmQCY0ZvMOg/idUSTRE66Q5EF20100727 27 Jul 2010 at 1:23pm
Teenager survives fall from 16th story balcony
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A 15-year-old New Zealand boy has survived with minor injuries after falling 16-storeys from the balcony of his family's apartment onto a concrete floor, New Zealand media reported Monday.
http://feeds.reuters.com/~r/reuters/oddlyEnoughNews/~3/UEq1nO-brbY/idUSTRE66P0F520100726 26 Jul 2010 at 11:24am
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