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Dedicated to the memory of Maryanne McMillan Jones. Sexism has legs! The witch hunts didn't end in colonial Salem - they've followed Hillary Clinton throughout her political life. "Burn Good Clinton!" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Also, you MUST visit Billy Bob Neck's "Website of Bein' Good" at http://billybobneck.com/ BURN GOODY CLINTON! words and music copyright ? 2008 by Roy Zimmerman They put Satan on the ballot as a bait-n'-switch 'Cause it isn't Satan's name, but that of Satan's witch And we know it takes a village for to pillory Hillary Goody Clinton Yes, we know she's evil for she has a uterus And she's sure to use her sorcery to neuter us So good men, let's send her straight-way to the Grillery Hillary Goody Clinton Burn Goody Clinton, burn! For we've all seen her spurn The aprin and the churn And she isn't gonna sink when we dunk her in the drink So, burn Goody Clinton, burn! Oh, what a snap it'll be To prove she is a witch, and with a capital B For where a man might be ambitious, she is uppity And where a man might be assertive, she is shrill Where a man might have a plan, she has a necromantic scheme Men are sensitive, she's soft Men are rugged, she's ill-coiffed Men are steadfast, she is filled with ill Hill will. Well, a woman who is competent - men, that's blaspemy And I needn't say, she's not the kind of lass for me And she's not a good influence on poor Bill or e- Ven Chelsey Hillary "Goodwife" Clinton Burn Goody Clinton, burn! She's far from taciturn Which causes us concern And she isn't gonna sink When we dunk her in the drink So a better way to try 'er Is to toss her on the pyre And the only way that she'd Be converted is to feed the infern...o Burn, oh... Burn Goody Clinton, burn!

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: hillary election satire song sexism witch hunt Falwell glass ceiling
Added: August 4, 2008

http://royzimmerman.com/ An update on my fifty=state tour at almost the halfway mark, a plea for assistance, and thanks for the support.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire songs Liberal Progressive election Obama
Added: August 1, 2008

"Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ This video was recorded at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends."

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: bush bashing election satire decider
Added: July 14, 2008

"Is America Ready?" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Video shot at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre during "Mark Pitta and Friends."

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: election candidates Obama McCain Clinton woman black president Howard Taft
Added: July 3, 2008

from Roy Zimmerman's new album "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends."

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: liberal conservative knee jerk satire election
Added: June 25, 2008

http://royzimmerman.com/ Here's my promise to "campaign in all fifty states" before the election. Can I count on your support?

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song election candidates Obama Hillary McCain Huckabee
Added: February 28, 2008

http://royzimmerman.com A song for one of those 795 Democratic Party insiders who put the mock in Democracy. "Superdelegate" is available for download (or will be soon) at http://royzimmerman.com/ With apologies to Curtis Mayfield. SUPERDELEGATE words and music copyright ©? 2008 by Roy Zimmerman Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...vision I can't be trusted To choose my own nominee Democracy is just too important To leave it to people like me So gimme my election 'Cause it feels good to check that box And when you determine how it should have turned out I'll be right here sucking rocks 'Cause only when the ballots have all been collected Can they be corrected Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...vision When your vote is counted It's like ten thousand to my one It's good to know that my representative Has such representation So, do someone a favor 'Cause you know they'll remember that You scratch their back and they'll scratch yours It's his or her tit for your tat The Democratic Party is too democratic 'Cause Democrats so erratic Nineteen-Seventy-Two The nominee was chosen by the people And that nominee Was George McGovern Ooo Nineteen-Seventy-Six The nominee was chosen by the people And that nominee Was Jimmy Carter Ooo But Nineteen-Eighty-Four The nominee was chosen by the Superdelegates And that nominee Was Walter Mondale! Superdelegate Won't you supersede my decision Ooo, Superdelegate I need your...super...imposition Ooo

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama hillary clinton superfly nomination curtis mayfield presidential campaign satire song
Added: February 15, 2008

http://royzimmerman.com/ This song, with apologies to W. A. Mozart, is available for download at http://royzimmerman.com/ EINE KLEINE BARACKMUSIK Barack Obama has a funny name Barack Obama has a funny name His name's Barack Obama That's right, Obama Sounds like Osama I'm just the hundred-forty-seven-thousanth comic to have made that idiotic point And his middle name, middle name And his middle name's Hussein Hussein, not Saddam, but Obam... When he was a kid he smoked a joint And he inhaled He smoked a joint and inhaled, that was the point He also did cocaine His middle name's Hussein He wants to be the POTUS And I wonder if you notice That Barach Hussein Obama has a funny name Obama is the candidate of change Ought to change his name, it's pretty strange Why can't he just be John or Steve? Or Bill or even George? Or anything but Sue And one more question: Is he black enough Yes, is he black enough to be the president? Born in Honolulu He's got kin in every region Schooled in Indonesia He's a one-man Foriegn Leagion He's got game And also hope, and lots of folks who feel the same And also, did I mention, quite a quirky name And once you go Barack You're never going bock Bock Barack...Obama!

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: barack obama democratic party primary election wolfgang amadeus motzart
Added: February 6, 2008

http://royzimmerman.com/ "America" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and at iTunes. This video recorded at the national conference of the Skeptic Society ( http://www.skeptic.com/ ). Thanks again to Dr. Michael Shermer.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song patriotism hope metaphor
Added: February 4, 2008

http://royzimmerman.com/ "My TV" is on Roy's CD "Homeland," available at http://royzimmerman.com/store.php and at iTunes This video taped at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer and Mark Pitta. Great sound by Edwin D'Shazo.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song impeachment bush 2000 election stolen
Added: December 31, 2007

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